Someone forwarded this to me. Amazingly Funny!
Try this :
Go to 'language tools' on 'Google'
Type in "my mom is nice and cool" in the 'translate text' box and
convert it from 'English to Spanish'
Then copy & paste the answer into the 'translate text' box and
convert it from
'Spanish to English'
Believe me, the result is a riot. :)