Yesterday, I was in LA. In a room full of geeks and weirdos I stood at the podium with a mic in my hand. I was the only one there with combed and un-colored hair.
"One, two, three check check". The mic was working perfectly well. Many people were staring at me without blinking.. like they had never seen a man in a gray tux and formal shoes before. Maybe they hadn't.
"Those of you, who want to kill the most famous president of our country, raise your hand.". I delivered the practiced punch-line in style and the room errupted with booming applause and whistles. Geeks, who were so thin that it was hard to imagine them standing straight without any support, were dancing and throwing CDs at each other in the state of euphoria.
"It is called . You know the man, you know the story and you know what to do! You will get the same rifle, you will be in the same room in School Book Depository in Dallas. A car will come on the road in front of the building with a man and a woman in pink dress. All you get is three shots. Lets see if you are as good as . I bet you are better!".
The way they behaved was a sure sign that our new game is gonna be a huge success. I mean, who wouldn;t want to kill JFK?
Media was there too. They have covered this thingie in this . I love America. I am on my way to rich-people-club baby!
Yours Sinerely,
