Day before yesterday, after a hard days work, me and my friend were on our way home. And somehow we were talking about changing jobs. He asked me what would I do if someone offers me a job that I dont want to accept. My solution was to ask for an unreasonable salary, which they wont be able to afford, rather than saying that their job sucks. I told him that I got to know about this trick when I was watching a talk show called "Coffee with Karan" somedays back. In that show, Karan Johar asked Kareena (Ooomph!) that what would she say if she was offerred "Murder". And her answer (which I though was pretty cool) was "5 crores!".
Then we started talking about Kareena and money she must be making. Eventually, we agreed that marrying a rich babe pays high dividends than spending (or wasting) your life in software industry hell. Marry someone like Kareena and then kill her is all you have to do and you will be chilling out somewhere in Alps or Bahamas for rest of your life.
According to my friend, getting away with a murder is not so easy. I, on the other hand, believe that you can get away with a murder if you have the right plan. So I started telling him what I would do.
Here's the plan :
Marry Kareena. Be amazingly loyal and nice to her for next two or three years. Find out how much money she has. Aim for 5% of that. One day take her to some high cliff or something. Make sure that if she falls from that height then the probability of her dying is more that 90%. And push her. Spend next two or three years in moarning. Let everyone know that you miss her a lot. Pretend to be depressed. Wait till people around you start telling you that life-must-go-on. Make them feel that you are moving on in life just for them. And THEN you are done. Its a 8-10 years plan but after 10 years you will have a lot more than what you might have if you continue in the software industry.
I think Shadid Kapoor is well on his way.
Scary.. isnt it? I have a criminal mind.
Yours Sinerely,
