Some Random Thoughts..: September 2005

Hi,

I think in the world full of boring Katrina news, this Katrina needs more coverage :).
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From: Nugent, Katrina
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 9:39 AM
Subject: My lunch...
Yesterday I put my lunch in the fridge on Level 19 which included a packet of ham, some cheese slices and two slices of bread which was going to be for my lunch today.

Over night it has gone missing and as I have no spare money to buy another lunch today, I would appreciate being reimbursed for it.
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Fair enough! I dont bring lunch with me to office but if I would (it would be just couple of apples I'm sure) and if it is stolen I would also send a mail like this.. or maybe I would steal someone else's lunch (it would be a three-course one).

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From: Bird, Melinda
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 9:55 AM
Subject: RE: My lunch...
Katrina
There are items fitting your exact description in the level 20 fridge. Are you sure you didn't place your lunch in the wrong fridge yesterday?

Regards
Melinda
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Beware of colleagues who read your mails (sent to a mailing list) and reply. People, do not read mails which are not sent to you and you only. This includes technical documents, HR surveys, jokes and meeting requests. Even if you read, do not go and check the fridge on your level to see if the lunch you stole last night is still there. Thats a dead giveaway!

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From: Nugent, Katrina
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:06 AM
To: Bird, Melinda
Subject:
Melinda
Probably best you don't reply to all next time, would be annoyed to the lawyers.

The kitchen was not doing dinner last night, so obviously someone has helped themselves to my lunch.

Really sweet of you to investigate for me!

Katrina Nugent
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I am pretty impressed.

Fact 1: No lunch in level 19 fridge.
Fact 2: Kitchen was not doing dinner last night.
Conclusion : It is stolen.

Simply superb!

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From: Bird, Melinda
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:14 AM
To: Nugent, Katrina
Subject: RE:
Katrina
Since I used to be a float and am still on the level 19 email list I couldn't help but receive your ridiculous email - lucky me!

You use our kitchen all the time for some unknown reason and I saw the items you mentioned in the fridge so naturally thought you may have placed them in the wrong fridge.

Thanks I know I'm sweet and I only had your best interests at heart. Now as you would say, "BYE"!

Regards
Melinda
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Now we have a vacancy for security guard in our office. We want a guard who floats all over the place. subscribes to some mailing lists for security reasons, keeps an eye on people who are where they should not be (a kitchen on a different floor, for example). For a moment I thought I found one but all this sarcasm just wont do. I will wait till we have an HR vacancy.

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From: Nugent, Katrina
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:15 AM
To: Bird, Melinda
Subject: RE:

I'm not blonde!!!
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Me neither, thank you. But that can be fixed. Heres a for you.

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From: Bird, Melinda
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:16 AM
To: Nugent, Katrina
Subject: RE:
Being a brunette doesn't mean you're smart though!

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I am confused. Person A says "you are blonde" to person B. And person B replies "even you are not smart". Looks like person B has an association for the word "blonde" to the word "smart".

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From: Nugent, Katrina ,br> Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:17 AM
To: Bird, Melinda
Subject: RE:
I definitely wouldn't trade places with you for "the world"!

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From: Bird, Melinda
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:19 AM
To: Nugent, Katrina
Subject: RE:
I wouldn't trade places with you for the world...I don't want your figure!

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From: Nugent, Katrina
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:21 AM
To: Bird, Melinda
Subject: RE:
Let's not get person "Miss Can't Keep A Boyfriend".

I am in a happy relationship, have a beautiful apartment, brand new car, high pay job...say no more!!

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From: Bird, Melinda
Sent: Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:23 AM
To: Nugent, Katrina
Subject: RE:
Oh my God I'm laughing! happy relationship (you have been with so many guys), beautiful apartment (so what), brand new car (me too), high pay job (I earn more)....say plenty more.....I have five guys at the moment! haha.
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HAHA!

Yours Sincerely,

Hi,

Today morning I had to come to office at 7 in the morning for a meeting (which was subsequently postponed till tomorrom morning. DAMN!). And now I, for rest of my life, would regret that I could not watch US Open quarter final match live on TV. DAMN!!!

I was tensed while I was watching the scores on the net. For the first two-and-a-half sets Agassi was nowhere. And then suddenly he thought "Oh shit! I forgot I have to win!". This is normal for him. He took it to the fifth set. He was down 4-2 in the last set. So when Blake was serving for the match, he came back to win it in the tie-breaker. Now thats our Good-old-Agassi (in literal sense).

I think he will make it to the final where he will play against Federer. This match will not be just a match. This is where previous generation will take on the new generation and future will be decided.

Best of luck Agassi!

Yours Sincerely,